What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 10:19

What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Fugiat esse maiores mollitia a numquam nihil ab.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Dr No

-J W Pepper

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Octopussy

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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Live and Let Die

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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Moonraker

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Goldfinger

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You Only Live Twice

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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-”Ah so!”

A View to a Kill

From Russia With Love

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